Dave Chappelle, Lenny Bruce, Susie Essman, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry and Jeff Garlin trying to keep a straight face in their Curb scenes with Susie Essman,Sarah Silverman,
the episode of The Sarah Silverman Show where Sarah took in a homeless man, all the jokes on that show about Valley Village, Daniel Tosh, Nick Swardson,
when people tell you how they're going to say "fuck it" to life and "move" to some other city or country and then you see them three months later at a party and they're all "o, hi."
"Lesbians" who backtrack and start dating guys and are all "I know, we'll talk about it later," when Marky Mark goes to record the song in Boogie Nights, religions, tumblr, when I looked up "self worth" on thesaurus .com and this happened:
South Park, the Hennifer Lopez taco-flavored keeses, Butters, Matt & Trey, Stephen Colbert, Bill Murray, Mark Twain, the internet, reality tv, monkeys dressed up like people, porn, Louis C.K., Doug Benson,
Mindy Kaling, Becca Wiener, Ernest Hemingway,
Cats, cats in outfits making faces showing you how much they don't want to be in an outfit, Heathers, Mean Girls, Half Baked, Chunklet Magazine,
THE KIDS IN THE HALL
When sidekicks are vastly superior to the person they're supposedly a sidekick to (Garth Algar, Luigi, Cameron from Ferris Bueller), interviews with Quentin Tarantino where the interviewer can't get him to
stop talking,
When sidekicks are vastly superior to the person they're supposedly a sidekick to (Garth Algar, Luigi, Cameron from Ferris Bueller), interviews with Quentin Tarantino where the interviewer can't get him to
stop talking,
FLAVA FLAV (and his chicken restaurant)
Thinking about Biggie ghostwriting Hard Core for Lil' Kim and imagining him coming up with lines like "I used to be scared of the dick, Now I throw lips to the shit, Handle it like a real bitch", Lil' Wayne, Snoop Dogg, when white people pick one rapper to like and it's Lil' Wayne, when rappers pick one white people band to like and it's Coldplay,
ALL THAT IS AND WAS WUNDER SHOWZEN...
Tina Fey, The whole 30 Rock gang (especially Jenna, Kenneth, Tracy, and Dr. Spaceman), Amy Sedaris, Laura Kightlinger, Tenacious D, The Big Bang Theory, Edward Gorey, R. Crumb, The Marx Brothers, Mel Brooks, Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, R. Kelly, Mariah Carey, Pete Wentz's man-crush on John Mayer, Prince, Family Guy, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Tim and Eric, Dead Alive, Return of the Living Dead,
ROBOT CHICKEN
Kristen Schaal, Amy Poehler, Flight Of The Conchords, Freaks and Geeks, Jason Segel,
Ellen Page looking super uncomfortable in a fancy dress on the red carpet, Frank Black shirtless,
Pot Psychology, Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers,
Eugene Mirman, Meagan Amram, Katt Williams, Talladega Nights, Anchorman, Garry Shandling,
The Larry Sanders Show,
The Larry Sanders Show,
Everybody on The Office, especially Toby, Meredith, Stanley, and Creed are my dream guests for a slumber party. When B.J. moved to New York and became a cokehead. The dinner party at Michael and Jan's house, Jan's scented candle business,
How I Met Your Mother, rap beefs that don't end in death,
KITTEN IN A TISSUE BOX
Madeline Kahn, Bernadette Peters, Cloris Leachman, Teri Garr
PROFESSOR KLARVIN AND HIS LOVER VIRGINIA
Miley Cyrus lyrics ("if you text me, I'll delete it"), Disney's child stars (and Disney in general), shitty serious teen films, Zach Galifianakis, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, and pan flutes.